I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
