I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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