dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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