My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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