I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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