Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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