OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think my vagina is haunted
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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