So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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