Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
there was a trapeze. enough said
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
