Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
