You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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