Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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