He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
