did you get engaged???
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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