Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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