so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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