if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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