i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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