Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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