my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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