It's just like the Real World with babies
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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