thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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