Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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