question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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