Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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