Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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