I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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