Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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