I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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