Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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