Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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