new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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