her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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