ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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