"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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