I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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