I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just want nice things and good sex
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
