Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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