Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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