I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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