the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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