we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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