i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
