But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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