jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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