I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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