That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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