i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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