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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she looked like the before picture.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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