I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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