we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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