Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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