and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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