We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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